hell yeah
Squidbillies whooo best show for a drunk stoner
(Source: staypozitive, via expressivethinker)
Maybe cuz I’m baked right now, but I laughed for a good 30 secs at this…
(Source: opheliabsaar)
Squidbillies whooo best show for a drunk stoner
I have to say to NatGeo I Love Drugs Inc.
RMFT came home early from a vacation for this game Whooooooo!!!
cocaine coursing though my veins
just to get rid of the pain
now im lost looking for my pipe
just to remember that i broke it last night
but all is well in the end
one day ill see my past life again
ALWAYS BE POSTING (by liamkylesullivan)
So I’m on a trip to my families house and on my way there I come upon a sign for a flea market and it has a cow as its mascot I guess thats you would call it but what I was wondering was why a cow?
Sometimes they have to destroy your car in order to save you from weed that isn’t even there. New Jersey police caused more than $12,000 worth of damage to a BMW 325i, tearing the vehicle apart in a frenzied search for marijuana. After tearing off the dash, doors, seats and even prying up the exterior body panels, they didn’t find so much as a roach.
The impotently frustrated Pompton Lake cops impounded Darren Richardson’s 2004 3-series Beamer after claiming they smelled “a strong odor of few marijuana” during a routine traffic stop, reports Wes Siler ofJalopnik.
When Richardson’s car was returned — days later — he found the dash cut apart, the seats slashed, the console pried open and the bumpers and other body parts pulled off the vehicle. His insurance company, GEICO, estimated the damages at $12,636.42, more than he’d paid for the car — which was designated a total loss.
The instrument cluster and leather dashboard were gone, reports James Queally at The Star-Ledger. The gear shift was ripped out and stray wires were hanging everywhere.
The sorry incident has led to an internal affairs investigation by the Pompton Lakes Police Department, opening the door for expensive litigation which could cost local taxpayers thousands of dollars. Meanwhile, experts wondered why the department was wasting time and resources in pursuit of what many see as a minor crime.
“The root of these problems, with the drug laws, is sometimes they (police departments) can’t distinguish between the Medellin cartel and somebody smoking a spliff,” former Assistant District Attorney Eugene O’Donnel pithily told NJ.com. O’Donnel, also a former cop, now teaches at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice in Manhattan.